SWYPE IS MAKING YOU GOT DAMN STUPID

IM GONNA START THIS RANT OFF BY SAYING....I GOT A NEW PHONE, AND THIS SHIT BLOWS MY OLD PHONE AWAY...THATS A WHOLE NOTHER POST...ANYWAY, ONE LITTLE THING HAD ME LAUGHING HARD....ALMOST CRYING...ONCE I FOUND THIS SWYPE SHIT..

I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION...

SWYPE IS MAKING YOU GOT DAMN STUPID.

NOW THAT I GOT THAT OUT THE WAY, LETS GO BACK TO A TIME BEFORE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR A CASE STUDY, REMEMBER PAGERS...YEAH, THE PAGER...THE SHIT YOU WOULD GET EXCITED FOR BECAUSE YOU GOT A GOLD CLIP AND A NEW "CLEAR" CASE

...YOU WAS COOL IF YOU HAD DIFFERENT CASES FOR YOUR PAGER, BUT YOU WERE THE GOT DAMN KING IF YOU HAD THE GOLD CHAIN WITH THE CLIP AND THE CLEAR CASE.





REMEMBER ALL THE NUMBERS YOU COULD REMEMBER OFF HAVING A PAGER....SEE THE NUMBER, "AWLL THATS THE HOMIE RONNIE"...."MOMS JUST PAGED ME",...YOU COULD REMEMBER NUMBERS OFF TOP...THIS IS THE TOP DOWN JOINTS WITH THE SKINNY SPINACH SCREEN THE O.G. PAGERS....THEN THEY CAME WITH THE SIDE JOINTS WHICH HAD WORDS, THEEEENNN....I WONT EVEN TALK ABOUT THE FOLDABLE SKYPAGER WITH THE KEYPAD, LMAO..

THEN CAME THE CELLPHONE...GUESS WHAT... YOU DONT NEED TO REMEMBER NUMBERS ANYMORE, YOU HAVE A NAME NOW ASSOCIATED WITH A NUMBER, MOVE FURTHER UP THE CELLPHONE LINE IN HISTORY AND NOW THE DISPLAY DOESNT EVEN DISPLAY THE NUMBER...JUST THE NAME.

NOW....AT THIS STAGE, RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT LIKE MOST OF US YOU HAVE A CELLPHONE FULLA NUMBERS & CONTACTS ETC...NOW IMAGINE RIGHT NOW YOU WERE ARRESTED WITH NO ACCESS TO YOUR PHONE YOU HAVE WHAT...MAYBE 3 NUMBERS OFF TOP YOU CAN ACTUALLY REMEMBER?...THEN YOU TRY TO THINK AND REMEMBER USING PICTORAL MEMORY...AND YOU SEE THE SCREEN WITH THE GOT DAMN NAME ON IT...LMAOOO...

NOW MY POINT OF ALL THAT LONG WINDED SHIT IS THIS....YOU GOT TO A POINT WHERE YOU DIDNT NEED THE NUMBER SO YOU DONT RETAIN THAT INFORMATION, THE NAME WAS ALL YOU NEEDED TO MAKE A CALL...NOT A NUMBER YOU ACTUALLY DIAL, NOW YOU HAVE 1 BUTTON TO ACCESS THE PHONE BOOK, LOOK FOR A NAME, THEN ANOTHER BUTTON TO DIAL...YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE NUMBER PROBABLY..

NOW COMES ALONG THIS SWYPE SHIT....



THIS SHIT IS MAKING YOU GOT DAMN STUPID, PERIOD. YOU MEAN NOW..I CAN RUN MY DRUNK ASS HAND ACROSS A KEYBOARD SCRIBBLING LIKE A JACKASS OR KINDERGARTNER HIGH OFF CANDY AND FINGER PAINT FUMES AND THE GOT DAMN PHONE KNOWS WHAT IM TRYING TO TYPE?

CLOSE THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR! WORD?

REMEMBER THE PART IN THE ARTICLE ABOVE WHERE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO REMEMBER NUMBERS.....THIS SWYPE SHIT IS GOING TO DO THE SAME THING....NOW YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO REALLY KNOW HOW TO SPELL SHIT, AND YOU MOST DEF DONT EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE DOING...JUST RUN YOUR GOT DAMN FINGER ACROSS THE KEYBOARD STARTING WITH A LETTER...END SOMEWHERE IN THE VICINITY OF THE NEXT LETTER IN THE WORD AND GUESS WHAT...A SMALL SCREEN POPS UP IF YOU ARE JUST TOO FUCKED UP SCRIBBLE TEXTIN AND IT CANT RECOGNIZE YOUR SHIT..OR IT PRODUCES A WORD AND PLACES IT RIGHT IN THE SENTENCE..

THIS SWYPE SHIT IS GOING TO MAKE MFERS FUCKING STUPID....DUMB DOWN, FIRST YOU DONT KNOW ANY NUMBERS, NOW..YOU DONT REALLY HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL A MOTHAFUCKIN WORD FULLY...JUST THE FIRST LETTER AND THE AREA YOU THINK THE NEXT LETTER IS IN..AND BAM...YOU HAVE A CLEAR AND CRISP SENTENCE AND CONVERSATION...WITH A FUCKING BUNCHA SCRIBBLES!

MARK MY WORDS, THAT SWYPE SHIT IS GONNA MAKE MORE MOTHAFUCKAS EVEN MORE MOTHAFUCKIN STUPID.